My name is Emily.
+ seahorses, piercings, my baby boyyy, charisma, warm beds.
- Body odor, no $$$, close-minded assholes, restrictions, headaches.
12:36 pm

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via teardownthemoon)


12:35 pm

greencrook:

greencrook:

greencrook:

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

(via seah0rsey)


onlyblackgirl:

The history of film in one scene

(Source: frankoceanvevo, via seah0rsey)


cozyqueen:

@staff remove this

(Source: vine.co, via whooprico)


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witlovesyou:

A very unusual genetic color variation in white-tailed deer — rarer even than albinism — produces all-black offspring in that species which are known as “melanistic” or “melanic” deer.

(via peanutstoan-elephant)


niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen

(Source: jonyorkblog, via empthy-apathy)


(Source: best-of-memes, via alecstasy)


accidentaljesus:

timelordblogging:

allofmylovetess:

dlubes:

clarknokent:

You know she regrets this lmao

watch the whole video. no way she does.

It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

omfg WATCH THIS

sixpenceee:

missbeardedvulture-artblog:

sixpenceee:

Brahmin moth before and after metamorphosis. 

no way is this real life

yes it’s real, although it looks like something straight out of a Tim Burton movie 

(via seah0rsey)