My name is Emily.
+ seahorses, piercings, my baby boyyy, charisma, warm beds.
- Body odor, no $$$, close-minded assholes, restrictions, headaches.

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 


weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

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john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

(Source: mycroftly, via freddiesmonster)



01:02 am

kylvit:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

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WOW

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bewwbs:

keitanmichael:

Shia Labeouf for interview magazine november 2014

By ELVIS MITCHELL

Photography CRAIG MCDEAN

Swaggy as fuck

Nigga DAMN he’s grown up so much ….

(Source: superbestiario, via empthy-apathy)